sink chat

this was on the shelf in the restroom at my work. screws, small metal plate, and those plastic caps you screw onto dangerous loose wire ends to tame them into safety. why was this stuff sitting on the restroom shelf? why? why? whyyyyyy?? was someone repairing the lighting? that would make sense. however. how often do things make sense? so. what else could it have been, eh? could have been... someone was in there changing clothes for yoga class, and in her bag was a handy electrical repair kit, which she carries around in case of a lighting emergency, and she removed the kit to get to her veebs which she was going to wear to yoga class, and she forgot to put the kit back in her bag, and now - oh, no! - she's somewhere in the dark becuase she didn't have the kit with her when the lights went out!

in other restroom news, here is a completely automatic restroom. sometimes you will see a restroom with pump soap and auto sinks or manual sinks and auto paper towels or whatever for a sort of mutant hybrid handwarshing experience. ugh. completely unsatisfying are the mutant hybrid handwarshings.



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