what is in searcy, arkansas?

today i went for a run! okay, no i didn't. HUH. i went for a ride on the statbike but while i was riding there, i thought about running. and, i played soccer last night. and, i ran on sunday. and, i rode that stinkin bike on monday. and, i have been lifting weights. see? i am in fairly good shape.

fast forward to tonight - i am doing some laundry. most of my workout clothes are hang-dry and so i am hanging some shorts up to dry and i observed the tag. they are a M in the USA and M in DEUT and 12 in UK and in china they are XL and in japan they are 2XL! 2!X!L! zoinks! in japan i am a fatty! i wear a 2XL in the land of sumo rasslers - what the hell are the rasslers wearing?!

i am not even really a M. i just get the bigger clothes to sort of bulk me up a bit so that if i am caught in a bad neighborhood i will look tough and big, and i won't get mugged. it's very important to be prepared.