haynesworth safety panties

before i forget -- i wanted to mention that today is beavis' birthday. yipee ki yay! beavis has nothing to do with haynesworth safety panties. see, i typed a couple things into the blog here that i wanted to remember to tell you about, and saved it, but i didn't type a subject, so blogger made up the subject from some of the words & called the post "haynesworth safety panties". so that is not my fault. not one single bit.

haynesworths safety panties. there is nothing to say about that b/c it is actually two topics - haynesworth & safety panties. first we shall discuss safety panties. in my locker at work, i keep an extra shirt, shorts, socks - everything needed for running, in case i forget to bring something with me. one thing in my locker is the safety panties, in case i forget the clean panties for after working out. so, the other day, i did forget, and so i went to get the safety panties, and i bet you are thinking i am going to say they weren't there. no - that is not the punchline. they were there, but i had forgotten they were hideous. so, it was not like safety panties. it was more like punishment panties. except that sounds like some s & m toy, and that is not what was going on at all.

i am going to stop that discussion now, for everyone's safety.

haynesworth - who is a tackle, not a safety - has signed a $100 million deal with the washington redskins, and i say - best of luck to the both of them. haynesworth had a super great spectacular year last year, but in case the redskins didn't notice, i will just point out that was one good year after many mediocre, troublesome years. haynesworth is lazy, has a tendency to beg off the field, and gets hurt. there were special incentives built into last year's deal w/ the titans that encouraged him to stay on the field, take more snaps. perhaps the redskins have placed these types of incentives in his new deal, but i doubt it b/c i bet haynesworth didn't like them and probably got his agent to get them left out. and, here's another aspect - washington dc is not a nice little town like nashville is. washington is mean, hard, nasty, full of temptation. and, the fans are not forgiving and don't care that haynesworth went to utk. going to utk is only important in tennesee. so, bottom line, i say he will be kicking folks in the head again by as early as next november.