25 October 2007

cleaned the bathrooms because sometimes it is rewarding to be productive. get with the program.

**** this is ace, coming to you live from ace-o-sphere studios. this evening, we are discussing programs, and we will get an update on the no thank you very much program. over to you, ace, for the update.

---- thank you, ace. this is ace, here with the update on the no thank you very much program. in case you have forgotten, that's the program where we make a conscious effort not to thank the sales clerk population for taking our money - b/c they should be thanking us for giving our money. right - okay - so, the update is that we are hitting the mark about 30% of the time.

**** did i hear you correctly, ace? only 30% hit rate?

---- that is correct, ace - 30%.

**** well, ace, it sounds like you have a lot of room for improvement.

---- that is correct, ace. what we have here is a freakin-majeekin lotta room. we got so much room that all we got is room. we gotta get some more room for all this room, that is how much room we have. and, that's all for now, so this is ace, signing off from the field. back to you, ace, in the studio.

***** okay, thanks ace. this is ace, in the ace-o-sphere studio - until next time, adios y'all & get with the program!

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