hakoona muchacha

according to degree anti-perspirant: 1 in 4 women worry about excessive sweating. the rest of us... well, we just aren't sweating it. heh heh heh. some things folks worry about (fwa) and what they should worry about (swa)....




fwa: breathing exhaust fumes while riding bicycle in traffic
swa: getting hit by a bus while riding bicycle in traffic

fwa: chemicals in cosmetics
swa: the annoying mispronounciation - "cosmonetics"

fwa: calling burma "myanmar" or vice versa
swa: miss south carolina's ability to locate buryanmar on a globe

fwa: an astroid striking earth
swa: litter striking earth

fwa: identity theft
swa: having an identity worth thieving

fwa: getting alzheimers
swa: uh... i forget....

fwa: internet fraud
swa: magnetic deficiency fraud

fwa: overeating
swa: underexercising

fwa: violence in schools
swa: lack of prayer in schools

fwa: weak canadian border guards
swa: weak canadian stand-up comedy

fwa: a bus crashing through the yoga studio
swa: exhaust-fume dazed cyclists crashing through the yoga studio

fwa: honey bee disappearance
swa: honey bee disappearance leading to candy corn shortage

fwa: not having enough money
swa: having too much stuff

fwa: whether it is friday yet
swa: life passing them by

fwa: being called on to speak in public
swa: being called on to strip in public

according to a nielsen asia-pacific survey, 17% of indians [dots, not feathers] claim to have no worries at all. this is worrisome, as these folks are not doing their share of worrying, leaving more worries for the rest of us. blimey!