my compuserve email was 71004,316.

this man knows why your meatballs don't taste right. i'll just let y'all discuss that issue between y'all's selves.

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here's a pic of the royals learning about the dearth of foodstuffs in africa and studying what can be done about the sitch. at a UNICEF famine relief center in copenhagen, kate & liam were offered peanut paste (british for peanut "butter"). kate declined the paste which sparked a rumor that she's pregnant because apparently pregnant women shouldn't eat peanuts. who knew? certainly not moi, and sideswise i don't buy the rumor. i think kate wouldn't eat the peanut paste because it contains "calories".



"katie... do I like 'guar gum'?"

"shut up, liam. i am learning about global starvation methods."

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this ad is sure to be successful because nothing says "become a teacher" like a picture of a demon-possessed child.

p.s. what does rosie the riveter have to do with paralegal class?

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conjoined twins - tragic! separated - hurrah!

they were apparently conjoined by the ponytail. shoulda called a hairdresser.

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you're on your own with this one.