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fate of his seat? i didn't know it was his SEAT that we were all so worried about. HAHAHAHA!!!! okay, yes, this is very old but i just found it in my email, so shut up and laugh.

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this rich spanish lady is 85 and her new husband is like 60 or something. you can tell just by looking at his face that he married for True Love. sweet, isn't it? yeah.

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okay, i saw this sign while i was out runwalking today and i would like to know how they can say "welcome" and then "meet or beat policy"? i mean, i am a little shy sometimes, and so you're saying if i don't introduce myself and shake your hand, you will sock me in the noggin? is that really welcoming?? i don't think so.

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no. crinkly-bag-at-the-movies tiger will not be missed.