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if things had gone different, i would have a boston terrier. if things had gone different, i would live in boston. if things had gone different(ly?), i would be a cigarette smoker. if things had gone different, i would be a teacher. if things had gone different, i would run a marathon every weekend. if things had gone different, i would shop at kroger. if things had gone different, i would have two pairs of those jeans. if things had gone different, i would have lost my job as a journalist. if things had gone different, i would have been a cheerleader. if things had gone different, i would have read marjorie morningstar. if things had gone different, i wouldn't have known there was ever an IHOP there at all. if things had gone different, i would watch the simpsons. if things had gone different, i would live in an apartment. if things had gone different, i would know how to make that barbeque sauce. if things had gone different, i would be a tea drinker. if things had gone different, i would not be a billy joel fan. if things had gone different, i would have broken my arm. if things had gone different, i would have two wives. if things had gone different, i would have played the saxaphone. if things had gone different, i would be a gold award girl scout. if things had gone different, i would be able to play softball. if things had gone different, i would have a blue umbrella. if things had gone different, we would never have met.