08 August 2011

five products to avoid buying used.



they say:
1. cribs
ace says:
1. cribbage score pads

they say:
2. bicycle helmets
ace says:
2. bicycle shorts

they say:
3. child safety seats
ace says:
3. there's nothing funny about safety

they say:
4. children's outerwear with drawstrings
ace says:
4. children's underwear regardless of drawstring presence

they say:
5. toys
ace says:
5. weed

4 Comments:

At 13 August, 2011 07:54, Blogger Alexander Lukin said...

If more people had more babies the PR departments of the now cash-strapped children's stuff manufacturers would stop hawking ads disguised as stories to newspapers.

 
At 13 August, 2011 07:54, Blogger Alexander Lukin said...

Also, that comment I just made reads a trifle more serious than I meant for it to.

 
At 19 August, 2011 17:54, Blogger ace said...

dearest alexander - how good of you to stop by!

 
At 19 August, 2011 17:54, Blogger ace said...

p.s. there is nothing funny about trifle.

 

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