five products to avoid buying used.

they say:
1. cribs
ace says:
1. cribbage score pads
they say:
2. bicycle helmets
ace says:
2. bicycle shorts
they say:
3. child safety seats
ace says:
3. there's nothing funny about safety
they say:
4. children's outerwear with drawstrings
ace says:
4. children's underwear regardless of drawstring presence
they say:
5. toys
ace says:
5. weed
4 Comments:
If more people had more babies the PR departments of the now cash-strapped children's stuff manufacturers would stop hawking ads disguised as stories to newspapers.
Also, that comment I just made reads a trifle more serious than I meant for it to.
dearest alexander - how good of you to stop by!
p.s. there is nothing funny about trifle.
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