seven twenty-eight eleven

always and forever, there was the idea of beavis and there with the idea of beavis was beavis, and this i saw and it was good, and so i saideth unto elvis: lo, ye and the wife of your espousal shall beget unto thee both in part of thy part, a boychild, and he shall be called beavis. and so it was, and all the world saw that it was good.

always and forever, there was the idea of regina and there with the idea of regina was regina, and this i saw and it was good, and so i saideth unto elvis: lo, ye and the wife of your espousal shall beget unto thee both in part of thy part, a girlchild, and she shall be called regina. and so it was, and all the world saw that it was good.

and nowst are all the world herewith into the time of wondering wandering, and so there is the question: lo, what of elvis and the wife of his espousal, what of their begetting, has it begotten gone? and i come to you with knowledge, foresooth of pondering, and i sayeth unto you that always and forever, there was the idea of... of...

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of...

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...okay, all i am getting here is indeterminate sexuality and a "ch" sound, so i'm going with a hermaphrodite named chimichanga.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.