The Eagle Has Landed

with assistance from elvis, beavis called yesterday to announce to ol' ace that he had pooped in the toilet. firstly, it is a point of interest that the goals of a 2 year old are and quite rightly should be different than [different from?] the goals of, say, a 12yo. although i am sure there are normal, healthy 12yo's who occassionally poop their pants through no fault of their own, and there are 12yo's of diminished capacity who would be quite pleased to poop in the toilet, what i am trying to say here is that political correctness aside, 12yo's are as a general rule potty trained.

so, beavis called & left a message because of course it was not a good time for me to receive a call. my thought was that elvis had called and upon finding me not available for talking, had encouraged beavis to leave a humorous message. i texted [because who the hell calls anyone?!] elvis later for confirmation of this, and he said that in fact beavis, upon successfully making his deposit, pointed at the phone and mumbled around his reward-lollipop: "ace!" see, according to elvis, it was beavis's own idea to ring up ol' ace and report in on the #2-in-the-loo.

this kid is well on his way to being one of the most hilarious people i know.