OW! i just got a toe cramp. OW! for such a small appendage, it can cramp like a freaker!

here's the thing about saying you want to clean up waste & fraud in govt - - we all agree that there is waste & fraud, and we all agree that it's a good thing to clean it up, and we all have no way of telling where the waste is or if it's getting cleaned up. preaching clean up is an easy way to curry everyone's favor, and you don't actually even have to do anything about anything b/c on the rare chance that you're called on it and have to answer for it, you can simply say that you tried, but your attempts were blocked.

do afghans come from afghanistan? seriously. maybe i should look into this, but my next investigative study is going to be an analysis of starting lineups of the nfl. age, race, alma mater, name, position, jersey number. i want to know how many nfl starters are from each major conference and how old they are and how many are polynesian. so, i am going to collect all this info & make a chart. when i am done, i will let you know the stats.

hey, and how 'bout ol' plaxico burris going to jail for a couple of years for shooting himself in the leg? i mean, c'mon folks, there are guys out there getting less severe punishment for shooting other people in their respective legs.