warning: what follows is a highly personal blog post with the sole purpose of smackdowning elvis. heh.

here's the cool thing about the iphone -- EVERYTHING! no, seriously. here's the cool thing about the iphone -- EVERYTHING! opps. sorry. can't help it. honestly, i tell you that the iphone has literally changed my very life. how, you ask? one word -- EVERYTHING! no, just kidding. the iphone has changed my life because on it i can access scramble. what is scramble? scramble is an attitude. scramble is a lifestyle. scramble is the best friend you never had in high school because you were too busy eating doritos and watching the love boat while brooding about your lonely individualism.

scramble is boggle on steroids and i was purdy damped good at it. then - scramble2 arrived. in scramble2 everyone has a trophy case, so now everyone's playing like it matters. which of course it does not. not at all. not one single bit. for instance, the fact that i have gone head to head with elvis a couple dozen times and only lost to him once doesn't matter at all. unless you're elvis. in which case - it means your a looser! bwah-hah-hah!