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today my old man & i were on a marvelous adventure [i.e., driving home from a soccer tourney] and through a happenstance [i.e., purposeful arrangement] of timing, suppertime coincided with starbucks time. it is really odd [i.e., obvious] how that happenstanced. anyhootle - we had starbucks coffee and oatmeal cookie for apperrtizerr and then visited the baskin-robbins next door for supper. heh [i.e., heh]. at starbucks i had my usual [i.e., whenever i feel like i can get away with spending $5 on a cup of coffee {i.e., generally when elvis is buying}] triple granday skinny cimmanon dolchay lattay. at b-r, the decision was more difficult. pralines & creme is an all-time fave, as is daquari ice [i.e., device to make liquor seem fun to children], but they also had this walnut concoction [i.e., mixture] and this other multi-nut/coconut mixture [i.e., concoction] and also pinstanchino. the pinstanchino had almonds [i.e., not pinstanchinos] in it, which is a curiosity b/c why didn't it have pinstanchinos? at any rate, that is the one on which i settled, and upon further review [i.e., eating it] i declare it to be good. i am not crazy for ice cream like some people [i.e., my old man] but because it sounds silly to say that i eat it to be social, i won't say that. i will say that i eat ice cream b/c of peer pressure. i am too weak [i.e., lactose insouciant] to stand up for myself. i am the victim of dairy bullying [i.e., did you catch that cow pun?].