cleaning house

no, not metaphorically. real-life-ly. el cleano mi casa. my new formula for housecleaning is focus. tonight i spent 1.5 hours cleaning one room. if you come in here & cannot tell a difference, i am really going to need you to lie & say you can. thanks, there.

tomorry we're planning to go see the u-s national soccer team take on trinidad & tobago at the local professional football field. in soccer, you call the field - "the pitch". in real soccer, you call soccer "futbol", but hey, we're the nasty eejit americano yanks who don't know no better, so we call it soccer. and, we play it on a football field, b/c that's the way we roll our own, and if you don't like it, you can take your ball & go home! i predict we are going to kick some trinidadlian & tobagoanian ass tomorry - if not in the futbol match itself then we will kick some cheering ass b/c their country takes so long to say that we will be doing like 50 cheers in the time it takes them to do 1! yipee-ki-yay!

tomorry is also april fools day, so watch out for the fools. they are sure to be out in force, unlike on normal days where they are just milling about aimlessly.