if we make it to the dollar store, we'll be golden.

sign spotted at the local car lot: stop by our giant used tent sale!. why does the car lot have giant used tents? hmm... okay, see it's a tent sale, not a sale of tents. like, the cars are placed under a giant tent, and those are the cars designated as on sale. but, the sign makes it appear that they are selling giant, used tents. although there's not a comma on the sign -- it says giant used tent sale - not giant, used tent sale. so, in that regard, it doesn't appear to indicate anything about a sale of tents at all, does it now? no, no it doesn't, and i really cannot fathom why you ever brought it up in the first place. sheezle.

if it's friday, it must be senior volleyball.

current barometric pressure: 30.07 inches. this is not that different from yesterday or the day before, but within probably 50 miles of us is a giant storm. would the air pressure not be changing, specifically: lowering, when there's a storm a'brewin'? isn't that the point - storms are low pressure systems? maybe the pressure doesn't change until the storm actually gets here. maybe i have no idea what i am talking about.

appleby trying to save par at 14. fascinating. from what does par need saving? is par going to drown in the nearby pacific ocean? here's ol' stewie now, why don't we ask him what's up the par?