the watch is back on the left arm.

the tattoo was strewn around her ample ankle like the meanderings of a dyslexic 6-year-old with a marker fetish.

what do you think?

the impatience in her voice made me realize that she was repeating herself -- that i had zoned out on the sheer hideousness of the thing and so had not heard her the first, and... probably second, time she solicited my opinion. what could i say?

it is certainly unique. did you design it yourself?

she beamed with pride.

my dyslexic 6-year-old came up with it. you know - the one with a marker fetish.