blathermouth podpeople

don't you hate when your mouth is taken over by aliens, and they start using it for talking, and all this blather is coming out of your mouth, and you are like omg! omg! blathermouth! and, you want to stop it, but of course you cannot stop it b/c it is the alien podpeople in your mouth talking talking talking away about any old thing they please, and of course, it is never anything nice or flattering to anyone, especially yourself. it is stupid, eejity, ludicrous blathermouth, but you are powerless over the blathermouth alien podpeople, and they carry on & on, and you can omg! omg! all you want in your weak little brain, but you cannot stop them b/c they are the blathermouth podpeople, and blathering is their sole reason for existence.

don't you hate when that happens?