crappy green team won despite the fact we only had 7 players the first half & 11 the second half, and they had like a gazillion mia hamm clones.

okay, they weren't that great. they were just allright, but there were so many of them, and they kept yelling "sub!", "sub!", so it was totally like shuddup we know you have subs. but, anyway, we won. so there.

now my toe hurts, and i am pretty sure it's b/c a toenail's mutinying. mutinyzing? staging a mutiny. anyhoo - it's painful, so be sad for me.

this is ace, reporting from the field. back to you in the studio.