11/11/11 - it's ace day!!

i wanted to tell you a funny story about something that happened at today, but nothing funny happened at work, nothing funny happened on either commute, nothing funny happened before leaving home this morning, and nothing funny happened after coming home this evening. nothing. not a thing.

don't believe me?

some random odd dude rode his bike out into the intersection during my evening commute and stopped while facing me and just sat on his bike and was looking at me all like "what?? what????" and so i honked at him and he moved. HAHA.

around 1:30pm the human resources department circulated an email inviting us all to come to the cafeteria for free snow cones. as far as i know, nobody went. HAHA.

during a midday web conference, the presenter asked many times for the folks who'd dialed in to mute their phones to cut down on feedback. one of the dial-in attendees announced she couldn't hear the presenter. then, another dial-in attendee tried to agree that he couldn't hear, but he was drowned out by the sound of another dial-in'er keyboarding. HAHA.

just after arriving downtown, i ventured to the coffeeshop for my daily dose of overpriced affectation. their method of customer loyalty involves stamping a little marker-stamp onto the coffee sleeve. they have this new marker that has different shaped stamps, so the girl goes - do you want a star or a swirly? and i was like - i am feeling like a swirly. she goes - maybe you need to see a doctor. HAHA.

first thing this morning, when the alarm went off, i hit the snooze, but i couldn't go back to sleep, so i got up anyway before the alarm went off again. my old man was like - what time is it. i was like - morning. HAHA.

believe me now?