why are people going to see charlie sheen's show and then complaining about how terrible it is?

so we got these logo shirts at work, and we rarely get logo anything, so everyone was all woooweeee, we be gettin' the logo shirts! mighty exciting. today i decided to wear mine, which in the women's version is a white button front with point collar and 3/4 length sleeves. i paired this with black capris and thought i looked tailored and polished, if a bit like a food service professional, which i am not, but i powered through and carried on and arrived at the office. by 9am i was in the monday morning staff meeting when i realized that there i am in my 3/4 length sleeve logo shirt and capri pants looking like the giant longarm girl who outgrew her clothes overnight. so i pointed this out to everyone who all thought it was hilarious and i did a little doopdie-doo face with accompanying hand and arm motion to show what an idiot i am. i know you wished you worked with me, because i am fun like that all the freaking day long.