picture pages, picture pages! time to get your picture pages! time to get your crayons and your pencils!

i am down with the chicken philosophy of communication.

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hey, now... no need to call names.

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go autism! hup hup hurrah! hup hup hurrah! [trumpet fanfare] for it's a jolly good spectrum, for it's a jolly good spectrum, for it's a jolly good speeeectRUM - that nobody can deny!

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can you see this? it's a set of passover puppets. PASSOVER PUPPETS!

okay, see at the top we have blood - ew! then going clockwise, there's frogs and the little froggie doesn't look too menacing. what's your problem, pharaoh, it's just a little frogger. next there at 3:00 we have lice and that louse DOES look menacing. following lice we have wild animals, portrayed by a lion who appears to be cousin to goofy and pluto. next up, cattle plagues by which i am sure they mean plagues ON the cattle and not plagues OF cattle, although the latter would be a bit disconcerting. next, boils, represented by one of the three stooges, followed by hail, a.k.a. bozo. at 20:00 we see a locust looking for all the world like larry the cucumber, followed by the penultimate plague: darkness. nothing says "ooo - scary!" like a sleeping house. and in conclusion, the final plague, the firstborn, is in no way funny and should not be joked about.

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please don't make me explain why this is funny.