yes, i like to mix applesauce into my cottage cheese. what? well now... why is what i am eating any of your concern, eh?

have you heard the song "fly like a g6"? if not, just google it and take a listen. it's a sweet little piece of candy techno-pop music that hit 100 on the billboard chart earlier this year. yes, it references drinking and drugs and partying, but that's pretty much all that pop music is about these days. the g6 reference is a reference to the gulfstream 650, which is the fastest civilian jet at .925 mach 1, which is 704mph. apparently it could go mach 1 if not for the "problematic sonic boom" (cnn). i have no idea what is problematic about the sonic boom. probably environmentally unfriendly. please enlighten me.

have you seen the show "the whole truth"? if not, you might have missed your chance. it's a quality show about a DA played by maura tierney and a defense attorney played by rob morrow. as the plot unfolds, both sides are given equal time so that at the end of each episode, when both parties are in the courtroom, the viewer is still forming an opinion about the guilt or innocence of the accused. ABC has shown like 6 episodes and apparently has cancelled the show which totally sucks because they didn't give it any time at all to find an audience. networks are way too quick to cancel shows these days. i didn't realize until i googled her that maura tierney is 45 years old, and she looks stupendous. i hope i look that good when i am 45.

have you ever watched randy moss play football? well, i am about to do that right now. i am not a randy moss fan. he is lazy and only tries to make plays when he wants to and doesn't block well. however. i am a jeff fisher fan, and jeff's very big on ol' randy right now, so i am officially giving randy a chance. all week they've been touting his skills, his experience, his talent, his ability to pick up the offense in a hurry and contribute right away. maimi kicked off and marc mariani fielded it in the end zone for a touchback. on the first series of the game, kerry collins threw an incomplete pass to nate washington, then chris johnson ran for no gain, then kerry collins had to use a time out, then kerry threw a short pass to bo scaife and bo fumbled reaching for the first down, then fisher challenged that bo was down and didn't fumble, lost the challenge and therefore lost a timeout. two timouts gone in the first series. miami took over after the fumble, ran one good play, then their qb chad pennington (marshall alum) went out with an injury, then they had to take a timeout, then they had a couple good plays and ended up scoring a TD. maimi kicked off and mariani fielded it in the end zone again for another touchback. pass to moss, interference call moves the ball about 40 yards, unsuccessful run by johnson, successful pass to ahmad hall, great run by johnson for a TD. all tied up halfway through the first half and so far moss has contributed by getting an interference call, by distracting the defense so hall could get open for a pass, and by the simple fact that having him on the field opens things up for johnson. i know you want me to continue the play by play, but you can't always get what you want.