news of the day

i don't know if you heard the news today (oh, boy) but a volcano exploded in indonesia and a giant sink hole appeared in germany. in other words -- a volcano sucked up part of germany and spit it out all over indonesia! c'mon you know they are connected. this sort of thing is happening ALL THE TIME but we don't even know it because 75% of the earth's surface is covered with water and it's all happening down in the deep.

in other news, the vikings have cut loose randy moss and i am telling you right now if the titans sign him, i will have to cheer for elvis's hapless bengals. kenny britt came up lame yesterday on the first play - a long pass from vince young. kenny pulled a hammy which sounds like to me he didn't warm up really well, so he should have axt me before he went tearing off down the field like that. the titans's game plan yesterday involved throwing it long or alternately, giving it to chris johnson and letting him try to run thru a brick wall for a short gain. what turned out to the be last play of the day, they sort of tried to combine both by throwing it short to a WIDE OPEN chris johnson who decided to just sort of flail his arms at the ball until it caromed off his body and onto the ground. it was a last ditch effort - they'd really been playing catch up all day what with britt hurt and then vince coming up lame, too, later in the game, and of course the fact that they could not stop the chargers's passing game which as a west coast team is pretty much their entire game (did you even WATCH any film?!). it was down to collins, cook, washington, scaife, and johnson to make something happen and apparently they were not up to the task.

in other news, my weather app & i have differing opinions on "severe weather". no, this is not photoshopped (other than to remove the city name).