a mark goodson - bill todman production

dial the phone.
roll down the window.
plug in your contact lens cooker.
mimeograph that carbon copy.
turn the channel.
adjust the antenna.
lick a stamp.
preheat the oven.
wash the diapers.
empty the ice trays.
practice your penmanship. your long division. your spelling.
hand me my skate key.
duck and cover!
read a nancy drew.
save that indian-star wrapper.
get your cootie shot.

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