googlers anonymous

my name is ace and i am a google addict. i tried to yahoo, to bing, to ask jeeves. i changed my homepage from igoogle to at&t. i changed my toolbar default to yahoo, and ended up yahooing google. it's the results. google's return is just. so. damb. goooood. google knows what i like, and google serves it up. google understands me. google has more pages indexed, more images, more news. yahoo and bing are like sad little malnourished dirty-faced cousins with stringy hair and mismatched socks. google is creepy. google is draconian. google does not care that i don't like the settings, the options, the layout, the auto-fill, the search suggestions. google knows it is sitting at the top of the giant heap of content that we call the internet and that for every abusive invasion of my privacy, for every unwanted enhancement, for every irreversible formatting change, it returns a dozen long-stemmed roses of prized content. ::sigh:: google, i can't quit you!