the reason an mri makes so much noise is the little men with the cameras keep running into each other in there.

google changed their search and there is now no way to turn off search suggestions. i HATE search suggestions. it's like someone finishing your sentences. gah! shut UP google! stop telling me what you think i am going to say. the only good thing about search suggestions was you could turn it off. now, you cannot turn it off because they have gone one step further and made "google instant" which in case you don't know what that is, let me tell you: afreakingnnoying. google instant is like someone finishing your sentence, finishing it incorrectly, and then looking up all the information in the world related to their incorrect assumption about what you were going to say. ack! ack! stop it stop it stopitstopitstop!!!!

to google it may concern:

kindly refrain from presuming to know what i seek. alternately, kindly refrain from creating systems that are not user configurable. alternately, kindly suck it.

grudgingly yours,
ace

what are the options? yahoo? ask jeeves? excite? cuil? dogpile? bing? alta vista? eh? what? you don't think i will? well, do not push me because i might just switch.

what the hell difference does it make - they all just bring up wikipedia anyway.