all british men sound like willy wonka.

if you are thinking like sting is thinking and like montel is thinking that legalizing drugs is fine because it's our right to do what we want with our bodies - maybe you should consider it's not only the druggies's bodies but it's the bystander's bodies we need to consider. 70% of child abuse in the good ol' USA is substance induced/enhanced. bazinga.

jon stewart on the daily show was discussing pres obama's having said that he was on a factfinding mission in an attempt to discover "whose ass to kick" over the gulf oil spill. the president said that like on tuesday, but back on 27 may, he said - "If you are wondering who is responsible, I take responsibility." so jon concludes, the president needs to kick his own ass. bazinga.

so, ol' lane kiffin loves him some university of southern california. he loves USC so much that when he was head football coach at university of tennesee for one season, he showed recruits USC game highlights. that's right, UT recruits were shown USC highlights. when pete carroll headed up the coast to coach the seahawks, kiffin could barely run to the airport to get on a plane to get to USC because he was slipping & sliding in all the slobber from his drooling over the prospect of getting the job. [too complicated?] and kiffin got there and got settled and is starting in on spring practice when the NCAA shows up and slaps down the USC program with penalties for infractions from before kiffin's time, including no bowl games for 2 years and loss of 20 scholarship positions. couldn't happen to a nicer guy. bazinga.