it is simply the funniest show on teevee. hands down. hands! down!

the whole point of tweeting is to send a message that people will read real-time, but i found out that people were reading my tweets like twice a day from the tweetpage. tweets are posted in reverse chronological order on the tweetpage so this meant they were getting my stuff all bassackwards. okay, see, this was one of my most brilliant tweets. it's a 2-parter.

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it's a good thing i don't win the lottery because i'd just spend all my money on crack
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ers.
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see? get it? crack... ers. HAHAHAHAH!!! but see the point is that you have to get the delivery in real time because on the twitter page it looks like this:

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it's a good thing i don't win the lottery because i'd just spend all my money on crack
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and that is just stupid.

in other news, the battery in our original laptop has no capacity, so it's always one dropped plug away from SHUT DOWN. and, the receptor is jacked up, or maybe it's jilled up, but at any rate it's wacked out so the plug won't stay in place. in conclusion, the plug has a penchant for jumping out and the battery is persistently empty, so... you'll be sitting there just doing your thing and eeerrooop SHUT DOWN. kind of annoying. feel free to get me a new netbook. i mean it - don't hold back.

in other news, i've been personally selected by the event coordinator for the position of greeter at an event this weekend because, and i quote: "i was thinking of my most out going, talk to anyone and friendly type people and you were first on my list". bah-hah-hah!! bah! bah-hah! HA, and i say again, HA! jesus, mary, & joseph... what a pitiful universe you must live in if i am the top of your friendly type people list. (oh, don't worry your pretty little head, i'll play nice. after all, it's a charity event for an excellent cause.)