crayons du numéro deux

today we received this letter and i was all excited thinking it was the censeless survey but alas, not yet. this is the censeless heads up telling us that the censeless survey is on its way and that we should fill it out when it gets here. now, i have it on good authority that the postal service is being bankrupted by the mailman union and is thinking of cutting out saturday delivery because the weight of the burden of the mail is just getting to be too much altogether, but i'd have to say it's a good thing that the censeless bureau didn't hear about that because hows elses would they have gotten this very important heads up note to us?

how do i know it's important? well, jeebux, isn't it oblivious? you can tell it's important because of how they've included instructions in many languages there at the bottom, languages such as korean and russian and of course espanglish but of course not french because everyone knows that the only place they speak french around here is in canadiana.

of course here's another thing they didn't know - they really didn't need to specially ask me to fill out the censeless because i am an avid filler-outer. i like the forms with their little circles all in columns and their "black or blue ink only" stipulation or even better - "#2 pencils only". ooo! #2 pencils! [heh... #2....] seriously, i love me some forms. mmm... forms... with their _______ and their ◘ ○ ◙ and their ░▒░▒ and their "none of the above" "all of the above". i enjoy writing my demographic facts in little boxes. forms are like a hobby to me. you could call me a hobbyjotter.