PROTECTO!

it's nice to feel that one's company is looking out for one. at my company, management provides the PROTECTO brand dispenser to help protect me from toilet germs. PROTECTO! heehee. sounds like a superhero. NEVER FEAR - PROTECTO'S HERE! or like you wave your wand and say "PROTECTO!" and wahlah you are surrounded by a forcefield.

so the protecto dispenser dispenses toilet seat covers which comprise the all-important forcefield between your butt and the seat. because your butt's probably so pristine that you wouldn't want to put it anywhere potentially germy, eh? yeah.

the seat covers themselves are *imported*. oooo! *imported*! nice. very nice. wonder where they're imported from? france? italy? are they gourmet seat covers? designer seat covers? let's see where they are imported from... hmm... china! they are *imported* from china! ppfahahaha! talk about spin! that's whirley-worthy spin right there, i tell you what. china. sheesh.