son of crutchtastic

when you're on crutches... - the good and the bad

more random people smile at you.
more random people stare at you.

people help you out by opening doors for you.
people trying to help you out open doors into you.

you spend a lot of time sitting on the couch.
you spend a lot of time sitting on the couch.

people help you out by fetching stuff for you.
getting even the smallest thing for yourself is a hassle.

crutching builds upper body strength.
crutching makes your chest & arms ache.

no one expects you to clean the toilet.
dirty toilet.

you've got plenty of time to catch up on reading.
you've got nothing to do but read. [and eat!]