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okay i am not going to erase my post from yesterday but let's just all cut ol' steve some slack. firstly, nobody's perfect. secondly, it appears mcnair may have been getting a divorce & dating this girl with sincere intentions. of course, that's the sort of thing 36 year old men say to 19 year old girls... but there i go again with the harshness. let's just wait & see what the detectives turn up. so far the detectives have said it's going to take a couple weeks to get back the lab results to tell us if the girl shot the gun. gunshot residue on her hands? on csi, they spray something on the hands and spwesh-spwesh wahlah - the hands turn purple, gunshot residue! this is the problem with the real world - no magic spweshing.

here's a pic from the restroom at my coffee beanery. evidence: several magazines draped together to mark the place in each one. conclusion: someone's been spending a bit too much time relaxing in the ol' water closet. motive: too much dipping in the house beanjuice.


speaking of beanjuice, new studies show that drinking 5 cups of coffee per day prevents alzheimer's. huzzah! clearly, all that coffee doesn't heighten memory to the point where you can remember where you left off in the fashion mags, but at least you still know how to find the restroom, eh?