sham? wow.

sham? wow. the ad says beware of imitators. imitators? sham shams? wow wow.

speaking of wowwow - what about that mark sanford? jeez man - shut up. you are humiliating your wife & kids. i'd say you're humiliating yourself but you are clearly enjoying this way too much or you'd resign and leave the spotlight. what's that? your wife's not returning your calls so you're using the media to talk to her? oh well - that's different. that's not humiliating - that's more like just plain ol' pathetic. jeezum.

received via email: "The Arts Commission is a state agency that funds and supports quality arts experiences to ensure the citizens have access to and participate in the arts." -- read that carefully - part of the purpose of the arts commission is to ensure the citizens participate in the arts. eh? what? you can't make me fingerpaint! i refuse to plié! no! noooo!!

hey - remember when obama said no families making <$250,000 would have any new taxes? hahahahahaaaa!! guess what's on the way - new taxes. health care taxes. energy taxes. taxes! huzzah!

«i ain't yo do-girl.» yesterday at the soccer field a young lady who was either the big sister or the nanny or the mom of a soccer boy kept yelling at him, «curtis! get yo water. cur!tis! git! yo! water! curTIS git YO waTAH! curtis! CURtis curTIS CuRtIs!» curtis would not get his water. finally, she busted out «i ain't yo do-girl!» and proceeded to carry curtis his water and hand it directly into his stubborn little hand. clearly, she was his do-girl after all.