crunchatize me, cap'n!

when my publix has buy one get one free sales, you don't actually have to get 2 of the merch to take advantage of the sale. you can get one for 1/2 price. last week, cap'n crunch was on bogof, so i got one ginormous box for 1/2 price. i am right now eating some, dry, from a bowl. sort of like kibbles & bits, but not, and let me tell you what i saw today! this guy pulled up to the traffic signal and, being an apparently obedient citizen, he stopped at the signal. i noticed he had a bag of kibbles & bits in his truckbed, and as i was busy twittering about how this guy had some k&b and maybe that was b/c he has a dog and maybe it was just b/c he likes crunchy snacks, i hear him go do you know which way is marby avenue? and i am all like - where? b/c as far as i know, my town doesn't have a marby ave. and he goes, sort of louder, marby avenue! - and i am like no! since i have never heard of it. we were talking, so i was looking at his face, but then we are done talking, so i am looking back to my phone to finish twittering, and i am sometimes sort of slow on the uptake and so it hits me after he has already pulled away that OMG HE HAD A HANDFUL OF HIS HANDFUL! i don't think he simply forgot to zip his fly. i don't think his handful just fell out there into his hand. of course, i did not get his license plate or even a good look at his truck. but, if you see a wanker driving around in a white pickup truck with a bag of k&b in the back, and he asks you where is marby avenue? -- tell him - one thing's for sure, buddy, it ain't in your pants!


p.s. i felt sort of bad associating the cap'n with the story about the wanker, but then... i think the cap'n would understand that sometimes flow of consciousness takes us places we never thought we'd go.