ode to spring

10. spring forward - lost hour of my life. 'nuff said.
9. pale legs - ew. nobody wants to see that.
8. white dress shoes - ew. nobody wants to see that either.
7. wind - blows.
6. hot weather - ack! ack! schweaty!
5. golf on tv - golf is not football. 'nuff said.
4. yard work - work + weekend = bad
3. pollen - ah-choo! ugh.
2. birdsong - cheep!whee!tweet! oh, please just shut up!
1. spring forward - on the list 2x. yes, it is that bad.