it's a nunya.

so, when i go to the restroom, i take my nintendo ds, b/c it can get boring in there. oh, don't get all uppity w/ me - you know you are all about taking a book in there or the newspaper or somesuch. so, i take my ds. different people do different things.

anyway, where was i? oh, right. here i am at work, taking my ds & heading into the restroom. i am done. i am washing my hands. [and you know what? some people do not wash their hands, and you can see them if you peek thru the stall door or sometimes you can see what kind of shoes they have on, and then later, you can be all like i don't shake hands with people who do not wash their hands after using the restroom - when you see them in a meeting or somesuch.]

what? okay, so i am washing my hands there, with the ds sitting on the counter, and officelady is in there, and she is all like - is that a nine-ten-doh game?, and she goes to reach for it. i pick it up and go - no. now, b/c she is a nosey parker, she goes - well, then what is it? because it shore does look like one of them nine-ten-doh games like my nefyoo gots for christmas. and, i tell her - it is a nunya. and she is like - a NUNYA? what's a NUNYA? i ain't never heard of a NUNYA. what's it for? and i am thinking that it is a certain fact she has never encountered anything she considered to be nunya, so i tell her - it is humiliating to talk about.

i thought i handled that pretty well, don't you? the funny thing is, i made it all up. except the part about taking the ds in the restroom. that part is true.