page-a-day

today was the first day of work 2009, so i unpacked the new page-a-day calendar & packed up the old one - 342/365 xword puzzles that did not get done. you know, a xword puzzle every single freakin' day is a freakin' lot of freakin' xwords. relentless, i tell ya! marching by with their little black & white boxes and their across and down all mocking mocking mocking. relentless!

where was i? oh, right. i unpacked the new page-a-day calendar - a mensa brain teaser jobbie. in case you don't know, i am a bonafide mensa member, and am therefore qualified to own said mensa calendar. so, i unpacked it. day 1 - hrm... looked at the answer, and i was... er... wrong. really don't expect me to get right back into the swing of this shizzle, do you? day 2 - ah!... looked at answer. hrm. i would like to say that my answer was a logical & valid alternative answer. day 3 & day 4 - well, c'mon, these were just stupid, and anybody who knows anything about geniuses knows we do not waste our time on these sorts of stupid answerless riddles. day 5 - ha! this one i know! tore off the sheet to check my answer. right! i am right! yipee-ki-yay!!

d'oh! today is day 5. the sheet for day 5 is supposed to stay on the calendar! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

no worries. got some scotchie tapey and tapeyed it back on real quick like. nobody saw. i swear. nobody knows i am the genius who thought it was already tomorry.