wondering why my watch band smells like pee.

i did not pee on my watch band.

i have not picked up my book in a few days. odd. must not like it that much, eh? hrm. i think i liked it enough to finish it, but on the other hand, i don't feel like reading it.

purchased a few gifts today. for that mid-winter celebration of gift-giving in which we all participate. you know how we say christmas is for the children and by that we mean that we want to shower them with gifts? and then we lament the commercialism? who do we have to blame for that?

just watched the numa numa video. yes, i am like 4 years behind the times. whatevs, people! listed in the related videos list was a vid called breast feeding toddlers. oh, my. that is just scary. scary that there are toddlers breast feeding [wean 'em when they can walk!] -- and scary that someone has not only videoed one of them... say... his own kid... but scaryscary that someone has put together a compilation of these kids. can you see it? mommy, i'm thirsty.... ew. ew. ew.

did you know that pepto bismol can turn your poop black? that is, if you ingest the pepto. like, if you poured pepto in the toidey bowl, it would probably just turn everything pink. but, if you drink it, you might poop black poops. that is what i learned today.