bring me a sammich!

i am hungry and would appreciate if you would fix me a ham & cheese sammich. i have neither ham nor cheese, so you will have to procure that. my favorite kind of bread is roman meal, but we do not have that here b/c it has freakin' hfcs in it. ergo - you must needs procure the roman meal in addition to the ham & cheese.

please procure from the deli some thickish sliced brown-sugar ham & some thinnish slices of that type of swiss cheese with the wee tiny holes.





to make the sammich - put one slice roman meal, one slice wee-tiny-hole swiss cheese, one slice granny smith apple [which i do have. c'mon, do you think i am hopeless?], one thickish but not too thick slice brown-sugar ham, one slice granny smith, and one thinnish slice wee-tiny-hole swiss cheese. add salt. top with one slice roman meal.

no mustard. no mayo. no pickle.

pretzels on the side.

oh, and bring me one of those water beverages that tastes like berries & has bubbles in it.

super!