is it wrong that i recognize a ke$ha song when i hear it? is it wrong i know how to spell ke$ha? is it wrong maybe i like the song a little?

expecting me to teach you to use that computer program simply because i use computers is analogous to my asking you to teach me to play cricket simply because you play sports. C'MON MAN!

speaking of crickets, our house is a bit covered up with ants. by covered up i of course mean they are in the kitchen food cabinet, which is where we moved the food years ago when the mice got into the pantry. critters! bah! and these are stupid little eejity ants that just sort of wander around. useless! i would prefer the Marching In Line style of ants because at least i can comprehend their Purposefulness, what with their rubber tree moving and all. anyhoo, these ants are useless causing nothing but annoyance, getting into the peanut butter and the raisins and the cereal.

here is another fascinating post about ants.

to combat them we pulled all the food from the cab and piled it on the counter and put the ant powder all around it. i snapped you a pic of this setup. yes, i realize my groceries are lame. anyhoo, this way the ants will see the lameass food and be all BONANZA! and go after it, walking through the powder to get there. then they will track the powder back to their little ant compound, bringing death in their wake. bwah ha ha!


ants. can't live with 'em, don't have to.