it is snowing.

today it started snowing around 3pm while i was at work and i realized that at home we were out of milk and bread. i am not shitting you. milk + bread = out. so on the way home i had to get some and i was feeling like a complete stereotype until i did a little research (by which of course i mean, went to the local publix) and learned milk and bread purchases in impending blizzards are passé. what the hell is wrong with you people? it! is! snow! ing! there was this one lady and her dottir and they were purchasing a cheesecake with cherry topping. probably to throw under their tires to get a little traction, so that is a sensible purchase. in the dairy department i saw this lady from the back and i was thinking, what a great blouse! only i didn't think "blouse" because that's just stupid. i thought, what a great long lacy cream coloured almost like a dress thing that hangs down over her jeans all totally cool and awesome. while i was thinking that i looked up and saw that her shopping partner was the young lady from smoothie king and i must have looked at her with recognition in my eyes because she was all, "hey hi" and i was all, "hey hi" and then i grabbed some milk and sort of skeedaddled before it became an actual convo because it would quickly become clear that we do not know each other. good thing i had the sense to grab some milk, though, because when i got home and looked in the fridge there was an unopened half-gallon in there and nothing says "blizzard safe" like mistakenly buying too much milk.