lack of sleep + surplus of exercise = me tired. so, it's a good thing i've got a toddler and his baby sister coming over for the next few days because toddlers and babies are known for being restful. NAP TIME!

to assist you in procure for me an appropriate winter solticetide gift, i have compiled a list of items i NEED:

- vibram fivefingers treksport, black
- netbook case/sleeve
- horseshoe stainless 18-gauge earrings
- alkaline trio: my addiction
- taylor swift: speak now
- john grisham: the confession
- size 5 soccer ball
- soccer socks

you're welcome.

i am at the beanery and it was a bit crowded so i am at a table in the back which is in unfortunately close proximity to these ladies who are working through a personal encounter workbook and who i wonder if they really should be married since they hate their husbands that much. okay, so Underappreciated Bitter Wives are on one side and on the other is Loud Talking MomDaughterDuo. BOY THAT'S GREAT THEY HAD SHORTBREAD AT THE SWIM MEET. wtf?! oh, wait. here comes an entire weight watchers meeting. jeebs.

sorry, but i have to go look for another place to be. like, anywheres else.