sh¿t my coworkers say

coworker1 - is your son conservative?

coworker2 - you mean like Southern Baptist, religious?

coworker1 - no, no....

coworker2 - political, republican, like that?

coworker1 - no, I mean, does he recycle?

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marketing guy - there is a weird image uploaded

designer - do you mean on the website or on the product database and also what do you mean by weird.

marketing guy - you know, it's just a weird image.

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officelady - my father's legs are completely hairless.

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coworker on phone - the next time you... you know... "go", just scrape off a little and put it in that specimen jar.

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officelady - seahorses are bisexual so you can limit yourself down to one and they will still keep multiplying.

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coworker1 - not only did i have a rough night, i have had a rough day, too. [proceeds to remove shoe and wiggle toe through hole in sock.] these are brand new socks.

coworker2 - take them back.

coworker1 - i got them in virginia. [turns immediately, exits cubicle area.]

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coworker - my panties are on inside out.

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