take it to the bridge throw it overboard see if it can swim back into the shore no one's in the house everyone is out all the lights are on & the blin

ds are down.

from the chi-town manual of style monthly q&a:

Q. Hi there! For a sign for bachelorette parties, would the phrase “Bachelorette Out of Control” be more appropriate than “Bachelorette’s Out of Control”? The question is one of contraction, because I don’t see how “Bachelorette’s Out of Control” can be correct without “The” prefacing it. Thank you!
A. Out-of-control bachelorettes who require appropriate signage aren’t very convincing, but the first version is better.

ppfahahah!! answer lady, i love you!

Q. Can I use the first person?
A. Evidently.

bah-hah-haaaa!!

from a last comic standing comic - i could forgive my boyfriend for cheating except the girl he was cheating with is a bad speller. how can you cheat on me with someone who thinks there's an "a" in "tomorrow"?

ha ha HAHAHA!! ha ha HAHAHA!! ha ha HAHAHA!! ha ha HAHAHA!! HA. HA. HAAAA.

there's really nothing funnier than funny stuff that's funny simply because the people who are making it funny don't get that it's funny.

HA.