comfort inn ad says - when you need a place to relax after a long day of vacation - what kind of a wacked out jacked up vacation tires you out?

so i was in the restroom at work (not the one with the gnome shower) and i was just finishing up, warshing my hands.

they say one way to know you're warshing your hands for as long as you're supposed to warsh your hands to really get them clean and kill germies is to sing happy birthday while you're warshing, but i've also heard that happy birthday is copyrighted and that if you sing it in public you have to pay royalties to the family of the writer of the song. this is why i sing it in my head instead of out loud. see? i am always thinking!

but i digress.

so i was in the restroom at work (not the one with the gnome shower) and i was just finishing up, warshing my hands. a young lady walks in. i recognize her as an events fulfillment worker, id est: she selects items from shelves according to a customer's order and places these items in a box for shipment, id est redux: she's a pickerpacker. so miss pickerpacker comes in the restroom, looks under the stall doors, spots the feet she seeks, and declares -- «debra! ryan out there doin' yo' work and he lookin' for you!» immediately, if not sooner, debra emerges from the stall.

this confuses me. was debra co-inkie-dinkally ready to leave the restroom right when miss pickerpacker walked in? or, does debra have powers to bend the space-time continuum? or, is debra simply really fast at getting her pants pulled up & buttoned up? or, was debra not using the restroom stall for the purpose for which it was constructed? and, if the latter, what was she doing in there? could not have been smoking b/c the room is simply too small for that. could not have been making a phone call b/c there is no phone reception in that room which is something i'd know if i were playing scramble while sitting on the pot, which i would never do, so let's just say i know about the phone reception and leave it at that.

but i digress.

this confuses me. what was debra doing in there? eating? sleeping? taking drugs? hiding from ryan? i would have asked her about it, but i was fully occupied trying to keep up with the happy birthday track that was playing in my head.