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do birds talk to each other? are they like "hey, how are you? wotcher been up to today?" like, the mr bird gets back to the nest in the evening and the missus is all like "i have been here all day with these little birdbutts and do you even bring us any worms? eh? no. you do not. worthless! you are worthless. where have you been? eh? down at the baths? the feeders? fine - you know what, that's just fabulous. here i am stuck all day in the nest and you're out at the feeder. who is it? eh? it's that little wren, isn't it? oh, don't you lie to me, you worthless turd!"