patrick warburton is a comic genius.

so if you didn't know it was exit 113 in LEXINGTON you might take 113 in MT STERLING and that would be a mistake. then, if you didn't know in advance it was exit 113, well it's not like there is any indication that's the exit when you get there. so you kind of have to take that one on faith. then, you have to pre-know that you need to take a right on north broad and another right on new circle. i mean, it's not like they are telling you this stuff. only after you've been on new circle for a couple miles do you get any signage about the bluegrass pkwy. and then you are pretty much all set, except when you get to the bluegrass, you have to backtrack a bit to get to the starbux, and when you have a pocketful of free coffee coupons, you will make that extry effort to get to the starbux. whew! and, don't even get me STARTED on finding the starbux in bowling green! wander indiana, indeed. i say - wander kentuck!

so i stumbled out of the car in lexvegas to get my free javajoe and sort of blearily made my way into the store, and i am a pathetic starbux groupie so i know the drill and generally burst in with the confidence but i was in a strange store in a strange city so i am walking in with a smallish chip, maybe like a pita chip, on my shoulder and looking at everyone like, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, as i am at this point trying to cover up the fact that i am firstly & foremostly looking for the restroom b/c i need it fairly extremely and i am trying not to dash in & demand to know where is it where is it - and i am also thinking oh-please-don't-be-locked! - and all this is going on when i am registering in the wee far recesses of my brain that something has softly struck my lower left leg and gently plunked on the floor and i do manage enough coordinated body function to look around and lo & behold, there on the floor is the USB + charger for my iphone. clearly the little frooker hitched a ride on my purse. frooker! i scooped it up like i meant for it to be there. on the floor. i meant for it to be there. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

by the by, "TMI WALTONKY" from the other day's post that nobody guessed on... was printed on a vinyl truck cover and when unfolded it read - "TMI WALTON, KY". hahaha! it was a truck from walton, kentuck. waltonky!! now that's funny, i don't care who you are!