in conclusion, gerard butler is a bit of a wanker.

i am lately on a bit of a pita chip jag. i don't recall what inspired me to buy that first packet... lo those many days ago... last saturday. it's simply just merely too long ago. at any rate, i did purchase a packet of chips dela pita and ate the entire thing like at once. OMG! they are delishus! so i bought some more and then some more when those were gone. pita chips... it's an odd concept, really. chips of bread. they purposefully produce pita chips and bagel chips, but if it were sourdough, it would not be chips, it would be croutons. if it were roman meal, it would not be chips, it would be toast.

so i purchased them like last saturday and here's a concept i am never very good at - "next" saturday. like, if this is thursday, and you say «i will be running that 5k marathon next saturday» i would think you meant the next available saturday which will be occurring in 2 days, but [i have learned this through trial & trial] actually what you mean is the saturday which will be occurring in like... 9 days. right? 2 + 7 = 9. so with "next" whateverday i always have to think about it and then do a math equation which is quite a challenge.

speaking of challenges - i am throwing down the gauntlet, proposing the challenge, putting out the double-dog dare. okay, so here it is. tonight while i was fixing [surprise!] breakfast for supper i gathered up and carried across the kitchen in one trip:

1 bottle organic catsup
1 jar strawberry jelly
1 jar peanut butter
2 coffee cups [empty]
1 small pitcher milk
1 fork, 1 knife, 1 spoon
1 packet pita chips
1 pot coffee [full]

there really should be a guiness book record for this, but since there's not [their snot!], i am throwing down TO THE WHOLE WORLD! you will never be as great as i, not even if you always try!

so there.