what the hell do bird have to do with anything?

SHOUT OUT!
we start tonight with a shout OUT to dmb for the contrib on the scuzz discussion, or scuzzussion if you will. good stuff, dmb! thanks for calling in.

THROW OUT!
what about that disposable tupperware, eh? great stuff! great!! okay, okay, it's not tupperware, per se. don't get after me with your copyright police. haha! you know what i am talking about - that plastic stuff you get at the grocery, use it a few times, throw it OUT. i usually use the heck OUT of those things, if you know what i mean, haha, but sometimes i will throw them OUT even if they are not worn OUT. oooo! what a rebel! haha! here's the thing - it can be so empowering to be like, «i really don't want to clean OUT this old cottage cheese.... i think i will throw this whole container OUT!» woowoo! so empowering. so. empowering. i realize this flies in the face of my paper towel dilemma, but hey, what can i say, i am an enigma so don't try to figure me OUT.

CLEAN OUT!
so, you're wanting to know how it's going with the closet clean OUT? it's going awwwwwsome!! awesome! i realized that i called the jason's deli thing a gold standard but of course by that i meant litmus test. i know you figured that OUT already! yes you did! here's the thing though - in addition to the litmus test, i have a method. oh, yes i do! this is how i am going about it: at least once per day i do not leave the closet empty handed - i find something in there to throw OUT. [and by throw OUT i of course mean give to goodwill.] at least once a day something has to go. this is turning OUT to be much easier than going through the whole place at once. i don't have to decide about everything - i just have to decide about one thing. easy peasy lemon squeezy!

PIG OUT!
what about that superbowl pig OUT, eh? yeah - what is up with that? well, i will tell you. all the resolutionistas who made a dietary vow while the ball dropped have been starving - starv. ing. - for a month now so they're looking for any excuse to pig OUT. it's been since solsticefest that they've had a decent snackeshbord. mmmm - gwack-a-molay! wait. what? you had already figured that OUT for yourself? well if you're so smart, maybe you should get a blog!

AIR OUT!
lastly i need to air something OUT which i left OUT of a previous air post. mini-me thinks i am a bit off base with this one but you mark my words - when people start putting up giant wind undertakers and hugenormous windmills by the dozens of thousands as they want to, these gloriously environmentally friendly devices with their wee tiny little carbon footprints will change the wind patterns of the earth in such a vast and unforeseen way that the future detrimental effect on climate change will be greater than the planned abatement effect on climate change, by many orders of magnitude.